Heart of Gold

I am Doctor Samantha. You can call me Doctor Sammy. I live in New York. I get patients from all over the world. Some are from Nevada, Florida, Mississippi, Washington and other places around the world.

One day there was this patient and she was walking quickly towards me. She asked, "Doctor, are you open?" I told her that my office was open. We went quickly into my office. I asked her what was her problem. "I hope that you know that I am a heart doctor who helps heart problems," I said. She said she knew. She told me that she couldn’t breathe like she normally does. After her story I took x- rays on her and saw that her heart was GOLD!!! Her gold heart was as gold as an Olympic gold medal.

She asked me how she got this condition? I told her condition is called heart of gold. When your whole heart turns to gold you get this condition, "gold hearted". You can die from this heart condition because you not getting oxygen to your brain and other parts of your body. You can survive if you get your heart removed quickly.

She asked again how she got this condition? I told her that if you love money, but gave some away. You have to give money to other people and save some for yourself. You have to spent money on an animal or on a stuffed animal.

She asked me what are the symptoms for heart of gold. I told her that most people would give more money than usually do to other people. I went on to explain that the person will give to the homeless people or people walking down the street. I told her that poor people bought new cloths and some food with the money from her.

I explained to her that if you want to live you have to have it removed by a heart doctor. We replace the gold heart with a real heart that pumps blood. Whatever you wish comes true, if you keep your gold heart. You can turn your heart into a beautiful necklace that you can wear everyday. I reminded her not to go through medal detectors.

The lady got the gold heart removed and now lives very comfortably.