Half Hearted


     My name is Max and I’m a police officer. Two weeks ago I had the strangest and most interesting encounter of my life. It was a beautiful summer day and I was on patrol on Hempstead Turnpike. Then I see a man going eighty-two miles per hour. I try to pull him over but he doesn’t stop until he gets to the hospital. I see he’s barely moving when he slowly gets out the red car. I help him to the crowded emergence room where he was treated as fast as a speeding bullet. When the doctor came out of the x-ray room he was amazed. He told me that his left atrium and left ventricle disappeared.
     I was astonished and asked how did it happen? He said he didn’t know. The one thing he told me was to come back tomorrow because he might have some more news for me. There he happily greeted me and proudly said I have figured it out. Before anything I asked the name of the man I brought in. His name is Alex Jackson the doctor replied. He then told me that during his reading last night he found that there was only one other case like this and it was caused by a lack of sincerity.
     I then asked how he knew that it is the same sickness. The doctor said that the symptoms where exactly the same. They both blacked out, low temperature, body parts not acting right, causing you sever pain.
     I asked how did the other person get out of his condition. He has to stay in the hospital. He also has to get a good teacher to teach him sincerity. Staying in the hospital would cost $3000 per week and a teacher would cost $185 per day. Out of the room Alex then came. I introduced myself and told him the news. He agreed. Today I’m going to visit Alex. When I arrived the doctor gladly said that Alex was released and that he will be fine.

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Max
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