I’m Dr. Alya. A couple of nights ago, I discovered
a peculiar case. As I was looking through my paper for a severe disease,
a patient came screaming in. “Shut, up!” I said. “ What’s your problem?”
He shivered. I went with him to the x-ray room to take pictures. He had
the case of the Chicken-Hearted.
Chicken-Hearted is when your heart becomes
a chicken-like in shape. The ventricles become legs, the arteriesand capillaries
become wings, and the atrium become head and tail. When I told my patient,
he screamed bloody-murder.
A friend of his came in,
saying that his sister scared him. I found out that, that day was April
Fools' Day. My patient came screaming out of the x-ray. “ It was horrible!
A big scary monster came out of the bushes! When it was a full moon!”
Calmly, his friend said, “ I
was walking with him.” As I found out that monsters don’t exist,
I thought back in time and remembered that he said that his sister scared
him. I told his friend to say that his friend can take a breath. Let him
know that he cannot be scared. This is how you cure him. “Now I have other
work to do!”