Chicken Hearted

    Hi. I am Dr. Heart. I help patients with peculiar heart conditions. One time a woman came to my office and had a heart that was ice cold. This was caused form being in a warm climate for too long.
But, just yesterday, a boy came in and was clucking like a chicken. I didn’t know what it was.  I had no clue but after two hours something came back to me. A couple of years ago my fellow worker mentioned something about someone being… “chicken hearted.” I wasn’t actually sure if it could be this condition, but there was nothing else I could think of.  I met up with that old friend of mine and he gave me something to test the patient with chicken heart just to make sure.
    Over the days I did some research and found a lot of information on this condition, chicken hearted. I found that you get the chicken heart condition when you are born with your left atrium, in the form of a chicken’s heart. There is 13% that you can get this symptom. The only way you can get the chicken heart is if it is in your family genes. If you do have it, the symptoms are feathers, pacing back and forth, acting very nervous and scared of a lot of things, making clucking noises, maybe growing some wings, or even growing a… BEAK!  After six months you may even become a chicken! I knew I had to get this boy something fast!
    It took me eight days to find a treatment for this boy. I found in a book something called “roosterthermia”. The boy needed to take three drops a day for the first six months and one drop a week for the rest of his life! This is the only cure we have and will cure the chicken hearted. The thing is, your better off not taking anything because the roosterthermia will turn you into a ROOSTER!!!!